Snakes?

That makes you a yin-Fire Snake
All Snakes are ruled by Fire
Born in the hours of the Boar (ruled by Water)
The month of the Rabbit (ruled by Wood)
And born in the USA, which is a Metal country.

There ya go! The only thing you're missing is Earth, so had you been born to a Chinese family, your name would contain 'earthy' characters or be an 'earthy' name so as to balance you out.

Sure, that's easily done.

1977 was a yin fire Snake year.
All Snakes (its fixed element) are Fire.
You were born in the hours of the Snake (fire again).
The month of the Snake (are we noticing a trend here?).
And the USA is a metal nation.

So your elements are fire, fire, fire, fire, metal.

Snake women are Sssssso Sssssexy

No, you can't.

Just kidding:

You were born in a yin fire Snake year.
All Snakes are ruled by fire.
Month of the snake (fire).
Hour of the Dragon (wood).
USA is a Monkey Nation (metal).

So your elements are fire, fire, fire, wood, metal.

Well. lessee:

1953 was a yin-water snake year.
The fixed element of the snake is fire.
Born in the hours of the tiger: wood.
Month of the Dog: metal.
As to the animal of the nation of Canada...I'm not sure. Do we figure it from when the Canadian Parliament was established, or what? Hmmm.

That makes you...an Arizonan!







Sorry, couldn't resist!

January 25, 1978 was in a yin fire snake year.
The fixed element of the snake is fire.
Hours of the Monkey (metal)
Month of the Tiger (wood)
And the USA-a Monkey nation (metal)

So, your elements are fire, fire, metal, wood, metal! No water, or earth (for balance), so maybe you should change your name to Mud! Sorry...I'm in an awfully silly mood tonight.

It seems that snakes are very calculating. They wait to make a move until they have really thought things through. Sometimes snakes are underestimated because they do not enter into every contest and they do not boast of every win. The snake does not let others know what they are capable of until they strike. The thing about snakes is that when they strike they never miss. When they compete they do not lose. This calculated tactic is sometimes mistaken for laziness when in fact it is just the opposite. The advantagous snakes may seem like they are sleeping at times when in fact they are very observant and know exactly what is going on. Snakes use the data they collect to determine exactly what the best course of action is. When snakes spring into action they are unstoppable. Everything the snake does is elaborately planned. Snakes get what they want even if it seems they are not. It is nearly impossible to beat the strategy of a snake for they are not only observant but also intuitive. Snakes can be exceptionally charming if they chose to and get exactly what they are after. The only delay in total world domination of the snake is for the snake to make the choice and decide what they are after. The minute the decision is made the battle is over. The battle is purely making the decision to decide where to focus.